Our friends over at FreaksofFastFood.com thought it would be cute to challenge us to a little milkshake jelly jiggle off….hahahaha, c’mon young’ens. You come at the king you best not miss.
Psst hey Neo, what if I told you that you’ll never get laid dressed like that…in whatever freaking universe you’re in.
I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about.
My guess (my best hope really) is that this was a thoughtful Valentine’s Day gesture that has now backfired by not being able to come down.