Ahh yes, the old “wardrobe malfunction” to show off those big ol’ fun bags! How convenient….On a serious note, your back looks like a butt crack with mud flaps so why don’t you go ahead and throw on a t-shirt.
And that’s exactly the face I make every time I walk into Walmart. Thanks little buddy.
Some guys like that cushion for the pushin’. I’m not judging…well technically that’s all I do is judge, but whatever. All I’m saying is do you big booty lovers enjoy those see-through gems or those flaky bottom biscuits?
Okay. Ummm serious question. If huffing nitrous oxide on the floor of the children’s toy section at Walmart isn’t your rock-bottom in life, what is?