When wearing pants there are 2 nightmare scenarios that can play out. The old pants-slipping rip or the old pants-splattering shit. If I made you pick one you had to walk around Walmart with, which one would you select?
I suppose it’s fitting that your outrageous get-up is blue seeing as how my junk is now black and blue due to my overwhelming urge to just start punching my crotch in anger repeatedly after seeing you.
Man, it looks like Bruce Wayne took a seriously hit in this economy. Guess the 1% isn’t untouchable huh? Woof, I hope I’m not in danger anytime soon because I’m not even sure that can make it up a steep hill.
It’s a battle of epic proportions with these two whale tails fighting for crack supremacy! I’d pay $59.99 for this pay-per-view special…If only because I could technically use it as a business write-off on my taxes. Not a lot of people could say that.
Florida & Michigan