I don’t want to be the “party pooper” and ruin a good St. Patrick’s Day Cake? Going away party cake? Birthday cake? Angry at you cake? I don’t know, whatever type of cake it is I don’t like to ruin things, but ‘Suck’ is misspelled.
Sometimes plumber’s crack is just too easy and some like to perfect the art of showing off their front butt. Do you prefer yours nice and round or more boxed up?
I’ve been saying for years that we are due for another classic Beethoven movie. Maybe this time he becomes a security guard at Walmart or something?!?! I don’t know, I’m not a screenwriter, but I’m liking every minute of the idea.
Really? Was Avatar that good of a movie that you dedicated your truck to it? Honestly I’m gonna say no. But you know what, f it. I’m gonna pimp my car out in Dallas Buyers Club stuff. Just me and skinny McConaughey and Jared Leto in drag cruising the block. Get ready.