I’m not lucky enough to find 10 million dollars worth of gold coins in my backyard. This is the only type of gold I end up finding and I can’t pay other people to take it away.
Kansas & Ohio
Awwww snap! Look who caught you staring. Now hurry up and look away and act like you didn’t just make eye contact with a tramp stamp above her crack!
Probably making some big moves on the stock market. No big deal. You can tell by the basket weave sandals he’s a very important player.
Is it odd that it’s actually not odd to see the circus in town at Walmart? Sometimes it’s a little more dignified and subdued, others times it’s legs up in your shopping cart.