You look big and scary and could probably beat me up so I won’t mention that you are covered in awful tattoos. I mean, just awful looking unoriginal tattoos. Woof, not a good look there. Our boys over at WTFtattoos.com would probably have a few choice words for you. That’s all I’m saying.
I feel like we’re casting our own Hillbilly reality show right now. So which of these two should be the star?
North Carolina & West Virginia
Here are some big ass humps to get you guys through your hump day. If you can get over these puppies, you can get through this Wednesday!
‘Merica. Somebody get this man a Budweiser and some Marlboro Reds.