I knight thee Sir Crack-of-Ass, descendant of of the great porcelain throne.
That looks totally safe and up to the standards of the road. Maybe our friends over at Whitetrashrepairs.com could “shed some light” on how effective this Walmartian’s repair job is.
Sure these gals have some junk in the trunk, but remember that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. So do you prefer the meat-eater or the coin-dozer?
Maryland & Michigan
LINCOLNTON, N.C. (AP) – Police say a man in North Carolina sucked a woman’s toes at a Wal-Mart after he convinced her he was a podiatry student and persuaded her to take off her shoes.
Detective Dennis Harris said the woman agreed to try on several pairs of shoes at the discount store in Lincolnton, and that at some point during the process, the man stuck her foot in his mouth. Harris said the man apparently tried the same thing at another Wal-Mart 15 miles away, where he told a woman he was conducting a survey on the feet of different races and nationalities.
The second woman also agreed to take off her shoes, but left when the suspect asked her to remove her socks.
Both confrontations happened Monday. Police are looking for the man.