I’m sure this tough Truck Life dude was SUPER EXCITED when his girlfriend surprised him by making his truck look cooler!
Wowzers! It looks like you went to your local spray tan shop and asked for the “electrocuted raccoon” special. Hot damn that is a fierce level of awfulness.
Sweet sassy molassy! A fupa and some plumber’s crack?!?! A little side-boob action and we would have won some big bucks by hitting the trifecta!
So the real question is do you think she is buying black or white makeup to make her stripes?