Okay okay, everyone settle down, not all is lost. What we’ve got here are two problems that are each other’s solution. Let’s just ram these two together and everyone can shamefully try to talk away happy.
Even electric horses have saddlebags! Now I’m impressed. Yeee-Hawww!
If it walks like a duck and buys condoms and tampons like a duck, then it should probably be shot like a duck.
I can’t tell which I prefer, just plain ol’ ass crack or ass crack with an Amish hipster looking guy. Both pretty deadly.