Okay, your grandfather calls you because he needs you to take him to Walmart to pick up some condoms. Are you more embarrassed when he walks out of the house to your car in blueberry yoga pants or a dress?
What exactly could this guy be saying to explain himself right now? I have no clue, but I’m sure you guys could help fill in the blanks with a CAPTION CONTEST!!!…Winner wins that pool noodle.
Even Kenny Powers himself would be jealous of that gorgeous mullet! I think any time you can mix an old school bowl cut with a thick rat rail, you have something magical.
You know you’ve reached baller status when you can double stretch an Astro van. And by “baller status” I obviously mean a whole new level of sad and depressing.