I guess she…ripped ass? Huh? Get it? Like farting but also she literally ripped her jeans. Right guys? Aww, you know what forget you people. You can never be pleased!
And yet that day, much like Jack’s fateful one, ended with her grip finally giving way…and lots of deaths.
Sure it might be no pants, no service at Walmart but it’s always no pants, yes party. That’s a tradeoff I’m willing to take!
If you’re gonna look ridiculous, do it in style from head to toe…or not in style I suppose would fit better here. However you phrase it, it’s not good. Who ya got?