This guy looks like he would be a match for himself on FarmersOnly.com.
Clearly they want all the attention they are getting so that just leaves us to decide which outfit is better. The guy who still thinks Michael Jackson is the king of pop or the lady who probably knitted the same outfit for each one of her 17 cats.
On the GirlsInYogaPants.com scale of hotness, where do you think chunky see-through with a pink thong ripping through a tampon would fall? Maybe they can help shed some light but I don’t like her chances of coming out on top here.
Nothing quite defines whipped as much as “Yes sweetie, I’ll push your big lazy ass around Walmart like a punk with no pride.”