On the bright side, this dude looks like he has a well manicured back. On the down side, your exposed nipples are making everyone feel uncomfortable.
That’s one way to find yourself a Sugar Daddy! Unfortunately your kids are old enough to be embarrassed by their Mom’s b-hole being exposed to the public.
Wendy’s should revamp their marketing campaign with this woman just staring at the screen saying, “Buy our new ciabatta chicken sandwich or I’ll rip your dick off.” I would buy one for everyone in the office.
Gun to your head, if you had to electrocute yourself would you prefer a pink puff aftermath or a bad perm?