Shitty days are the worst. Nobody finds poopus eruptus funny…except every person besides the one it happened to.
Don’t you love open book quizzes?
Well giddy-up cowboy! I’m sure all the boys at the rodeo love the way you work them jorts!
Better be inside picking up some tomato juice there stinky. No wonder you can’t find any girl to go out on a date with you. Chicks wouldn’t leave the front porch when you pull up.