Crikey! Do you know how exciting this is?!?! We’ve just come across one of the rarest species in the world. The male zebra patterned whale tail. Crikey! We’re making history today folks!
Something you didn’t consider when the zombie apocalypse comes: regular douchebags will turn into zombie douchebags. Make sure we kill them first, okay everybody?
I’m thinking it stops being a push-up bra and starts becoming a push-down bra once it looks like your boobies are crippling the life out of your shirt.
I don’t mean to overgeneralize but every grandmother in my hometown of Pittsburgh dresses like this. It’s a very gangster town and we know who not to mess with: (1) Grandmas & (2) Wu-tang Clan because they ain’t never ones to f*ck with.