Toronto mayor Tom Ford everybody. If you don’t know anything about him, just know he loves smoking crack. Seriously. However, I will say I still favor him over like 85% of the U.S. politicians.
I think for classification purposes it goes past buttcrack when I can probably squint and see right up your b-hole.
Walmart sells mobile lap dances now? Speaking of strippers, I’ve always wanted to open a strip club/day care center called ‘Kiddies & Titties’. Somebody make that happen.
That’s not even a shart. You flat our shit your pants. It appears to have dribbling down your leg and discolored your socks. That’s actually impressive.