Just gonna hang by the bar…put out the vibe.
Ohh well shit, If he promised he is a nice guy then you should go ahead and believe him and earn that money no matter how creepy this note is. And by creepy I mean my spine will be tingling for 3 days trying to get past this creepiness.
Awww that face looks so squishy I just wanna pinch it!…What’s that? That’s not a face? Ohhh, this got awkward real fast.
That hair really has nothing going for it, unless this quickly turns into a hilarious Skittles commercial.