I feel like the best way I can put this is that your outfit looks like you’re the female version of Eddie Murphy while in the middle of transforming back into Professor Klump.
I don’t know what it is but even though all your groceries are in a bag you still give off this vibe like you stole them all. The Bandana Buttcrack Bandit strikes again!
After I got done laughing at this hilarious old dude, it hit me that he has a fantastic idea. Get on your social media of choice, take a pic like this guy and hit us up with your #WalmartConfessional. You can find us on Twitter here and Facebook here.
I’m not exactly sure how you got poop on the back and the side of your shorts and not the middle. I mean, my dog will roll in poop and get it there, but hopefully you have a better reason.