I probably get too excited when I see old people doing some immature fun stuff because it gives me that hope that I’ll never actually grow up and change. That makes me happy.
1. You’re a total piece of shit and I hate you for it. I like dogs more than most people and I’m not even joking when I say that I wish the roles were reversed and your dog left you in the hot car. 2. What the flying f*ck were you doing in Walmart for 13 hours?!?!?! Employee shifts don’t even last that long! What takes 13hrs?!?!
Get this summer’s hot new hair style. Go to your stylists and tell ’em to give you that cheap ass Ramen noodle doo. College kids everywhere will love it.
What the hell is that? Did the He-Man Woman Haters Club grown up and go mobile? Seems excessive.