Really? A skunk? I honestly can’t think of a single reason why it’s necessary to bring a skunk inside Walmart. Is it your service animal skunk? Is that the reason? Does it cover up your smell or something?
I’m not quite sure if you accidentally got some TP stuck to your pants as you pulled them up or if you actually have an entire roll stuffed in the back there. That seems like a ton of TP!
Turns out there is someone (or something) for everybody. I think. Actually, don’t quote me on that I’m still on the fence.
Looks like those apple bottoms are rotten to the core.