If Mike Tyson, one of the baddest mother f*ckers to walk this planet, can’t really pull off a face tattoo, what makes you think you can? In fact, after noticing that sick “white power” neck tattoo I’d looooove to introduce you to Tyson in person some time.
Who thought you could pick up chicks at the Walmart bar? Granny lookin like she still got the skills to pay the bills. Am I right? My man here looks like he wants to stamp her bingo card if ya know what I mean.
What? She called shotgun. That’s how the rules work. Don’t player hate because you weren’t smart enough or quick enough to call it first.
Didn’t know there was a male equivalent to the camel toe. More like a moose knuckle I guess.