I’m not sure what Wild West Walmart you think you’re at, but I highly doubt they allow horses in their store. Can you get a D.U.I. on a horse? I hope so.
Don’t forget to pick up them zuckaretas at the store dear. I love me some zuckaretas.
Yeaaah, she be twerkin’ for that jewelry! That’s the type of girl you take home to momma!
If you could afford to pay Morgan Freeman to steer your cart for you, I think everyone’s head in that Walmart would explode from sheer awesomeness.