Next time your parents have a problem with your new boyfriend you bring home, remind them that it could always be worse.
There are sooo many things that are wrong with this situation that I need to take a few steps back and just kind of compose myself.
Looks like you’re smuggling a whole bunch of bananas in there buddy. Blue skies out thighs out, am I right?
Just getting a quick bronze on at Wallyworld, no big deal. Push those stomped out cigarette butts out of the way and you’ve got yourself an ideal place to relax, catch some rays and people watch.