You look like the female version of Kriss Kross if they were awful and hated life. And I’m not even talking about 1992 top of the charts Kriss Kross. I’m talking about 2004 ‘Where Are They Now’ Kriss Kross.
What? Did you think he was going to buy an orange or something? There aren’t any M. Night Shyamalan twists over here. Just straight forward endings.
Well cock-a-doodle-do. Going with the whole rooster head look I see. Well, you definitely look like a cock-head so I guess you nailed it.
I think I’ll just be safe and say #peopleofwalmart and step away here.