I’d tell this guy how ridiculous he looks in those daisy duke jorts, but it turns out I’m a big sissy and that’s not gonna happen.
Ahh yes, some hippie biscuits. Probably don’t want to eat those though, just a heads up.
Ah yes, the embarrassing grab-n-go toilet paper situation. Am I the only one that is amazed at how long other people go without saying something to this lady? She clearly made it all the way to the front of the store with nobody saying a word.
Holy hair Batman! I’m about to dunk you in water, turn you upside-down and knock out at least 10 aisles mopping with that thing.