08.22.

In The News: The Licker

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MAYFIELD, KY – A Mayfield man has been arrested on harassment charges after a couple of weekend incidents at a local store.

According to Mayfield Police, 19-year-old Cody Sullivan went into the Mayfield Walmart on Saturday and tried to grab the face of a female juvenile. The girl ducked out of the way and was able to avoid him.

Sullivan then came up behind an adult female. He turned her around and attempted to kiss her but missed and licked her cheek. Police said Sullivan then left the store on foot and left the area.

Officers said Sullivan had been banned from the store for a recent shoplifting incident. Sullivan was arrested Wednesday and charged with probation violation, criminal trespassing, harassment and harassment with physical contact. He was lodged in the Graves County Jail.

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08.21.

Jamaican Me Crazy

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Look at you looking like you’re on a tropical Jamaican vacation sunbathing topless just enjoying yourself…Oh wait, that’s my bad. Turns out those are back boobs…and you are in Walmart. My bad.

Texas

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08.21.

Throw It In The Bag

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Ohhhh how many times have you been in Walmart and wished some jackass would actually do this to themselves because you’d get arrested if you acted on that urge?

South Carolina

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08.21.

A Little Extra Somethin’ Somethin’

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I’m a little worried that I can’t tell where this ballerina’s ass ends and her legs begin.

New Mexico

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