Remember that one time you spent the weekend at your great Aunt’s house and she looked totally different first thing in the morning? Well you do now because all of those weird, repressed memories are gonna start coming back!
I’m not sure what’s going on here but for my own sanity I’m going to create this elaborate story in my mind where you’re the goofy and crazy good guy cowboy in the movie that just got himself out of a crazy pickle by disguising himself in the Indian clothes but they don’t quite fit so we all laugh. That will help me move on past this.
I’m not sure why you are surprised Superwoman shops at a Superstore. Makes sense. Hence the name people. Hence the name.
It’s never a good sign when you have two different people sending us pictures of you. Of course if walking around in your bra isn’t a big enough red flag that something is wrong then I suppose two different pictures aren’t going to sound any internal alarms for you either.