Because nothing says, “Hey, why don’t you come back to my basement at my mom’s house?” like a sweet dragon truck.
Sometimes the Walmart female will send out extravagant mating calls to her male counterparts to let them know she is ready.
This fella seems like quite the firecracker. Can’t dress worth a damn, but he didn’t go too big on his boobs which is a mistake most make.
Either that’s one hell of a relaxing bench or she partied waaay too hard.