Maybe someone should let him know that he won’t be wrastlin’ any alligators in the middle of Walmart so that outfit doesn’t really fit his surroundings.
BOOM! Now those are some heavy duty, smother-you-to-death type of back boobies! You’ve got some back cleavage that makes like 65% of all front cleavages look tiny.
I guess no white after Labor Day doesn’t apply to you? Of course you’re pantless in Alaska so I suppose it’s safe to assume you don’t even know what year it is, let alone when Labor Day was.
Ain’t no party like a Walmart party ’cause a Walmart party is actually quite sad and I want to get you some help.