Real men wear pink – is something that goes right out the window when applied to skinny jeans. Don’t try to hide behind Breast Cancer Awareness month either buddy, I’m not buying that from ya.
Oh snap, I didn’t know it was gonna be that type of party at Walmart today! Get on over there and get your no pants dance on people!
Police in Brooksville have arrested a man for allegedly masturbating using a stuffed animal inside Walmart.
Police say 19-year-old Sean Johnson of Lake Panasoffkee has been charged with indecent exposure in public and criminal mischief for the act.
Officers responded to the Walmart on Broad Street just before 3 p.m. Tuesday for the complaint. Employees say they saw Johnson using a stuffed horse toy and go to the bedding department where he masturbated into the animal. The incident was caught on camera.
He then put the toy, now covered in ejaculate, back on the shelf, police say. Other items were contaminated and could not be sold.
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Johnson fled the store but was located by police nearby. He was arrested and taken to the Hernando County Jail on $1,500 bond.’
Wow! Just freaking wow! How is that even an thought that goes on in your head? This guy is a real….jerkoff? Huh? Didn’t see that coming did you? You liked it though.
Seems like that whale tail is really causing some waves back there hun. Better be careful.