Really? You love pussy? Because judging a book by it’s cover would lead me to believe you treat it like crap too.
Just because you will always be your mother’s baby doesn’t give you a reason to still act like one when you’re 6’4″ and pushing a deuce and a quarter.
Just in case that turtleneck under the t-shirt didn’t give away your loneliness, the giant sad cat says it all for you.
I came here to do two things; chew gum and kill zombies…looks like I’m almost out of gum.