I don’t know why you’re surprised, pimps like to take rides in limos too. Just gotta keep it slow so you don’t spill the Cognac, ain’t that right Pinky?
That’s what happens when you use too much lard in your bottom biscuits. They tend to melt all over the place. Not good.
That is a fancy hair piece you’ve got there. If it were on a 6 year old girl playing Disney dress up it would be adorable. On you, it’s odd and a bit frightening.
If you asked me what the Terminator was buying at Walmart it would honestly take me less than a second to guess camo pants and a shitload of protein supplements.