Holy shnikes! At first I thought this was your normal run-of-the-mill power mullet but upon a further closer inspection I believe this might be a bowl cut/ponytail combo that was, until now, a thing of legend. Everyone bow down and pay your respects.
That looks like a perfect outfit for someone to power-walk in….that’s not a compliment.
While I’m a big proponent of proper hygiene, I feel like the part that doesn’t need said is please clean up after your public douching.