Christmas time brings out the inner child in all of us. Nothing is more comforting than a warm parm of jammies, however maybe we should keep that inner child….inner own damn house, if ya catch my drift. See what I did there? Yeah you saw it. Now tell me “Who Wears It Better?”
I don’t blame you bud, I’d rather suffocate myself than drink Mich Ultra. Just water pretending to be beer. Michelob, stop acting like someone that just got done with a triathlon is just yearning for some of your water with a hint of beer flavor. On some bullshit right there.
Well it’s December so clearly it’s time for your winter booty shorts.
Only 20 days until Christmas! It feels like we just cut the turkey yesterday. Who wants to come hang my Christmas lights? Huh? Any taker? C’monnnnn!