It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)
Little mismatch action going on here. I’d feel bad if it wasn’t commonly known that the only thing that matches a camo shirt is camo pants. It’s all or nothing brother.
Just because you put your goat in a hilarious chariot that you pull around on your motor-scooter doesn’t mean it’s cool to bring him into Walmart…I mean, it’s really, really close to being just awesome enough for me to allow it, but I still have to say no.
When I was a kid my mother always told me to make sure I’ve got my booties on before I went outside in the cold…I feel like these girls didn’t quite grasp which booty to have on.