I gotta say, I’m kinda impressed you’ve managed to get your ass out in those Smurf jammie pants. I mean, with jeans, sometimes plumber’s crack just can’t be helped when you’re down in the catchers stance, but some comfy lounge wear? That’s impressive bud.
Freedom may not be free, but remember, it is f*cking awesome. Get some old timer.
For those of you who don’t spend your time popping molly and listening to music that sounds like two robots having sex in a dryer, IDGAFOS is short for “I don’t give a fuck or shit.” Exciting generation we’ve got coming up. Like we needed a damn sign to realize you basically mail it in everyday.
Shake that body like a beer-belly dancer. Amirightoramiright?