Well of course Bigfoot is real. How could I look myself in the mirror if I didn’t take the guy with a goat on the roof of his car seriously?
Is that what a combover looks like before it’s ready? Just a weird side patch of hair growing? Don’t do it buddy, embrace the bald.
To be fair, if I had hair like that I’d try whatever I could think of to shift your focus off of it.
♫ Ooh, yeah! All right! We’re jammin’ I wanna jam it wid you. We’re jammin’, jammin’, And I hope you like jammin’, too. ♫