You see a problem, I see a solution and we all see a great story of how you met your BFF!
Fantastic list you gave me there. But you know what I’ll need from you to get all this stuff? I’ll need THIS.
Bro, the only thing tighter than those yoga pants is that awesome fanny pack you’re rocking reverse style. I’d tell you how I really feel but I suspect you’d be able to break me with those glutes just like Mad Dog Hoek from Ren & Stimpy.
No, I have teeth and it turns out those two are mutually exclusive.