I didn’t think my Shaman would shop at Walmart.
Holy cleavage Batman. That baby looks like he won the milk lottery!
Is there a single white person in the history of the world that has looked good in cornrows? Seriously. It’s just about the worst thing you can do to your entire image because there is a 0% chance of not looking like an untrustworthy piece of shit.
I’m not a doctor but I don’t think that’s where your heart is. Also, it’s not really shaped like that and I’m guessing those are both your hands. You’ve officially ruined my Valentine’s Day.