Remember when your parents always used the expression “If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you follow?” – This is what they were talking about. Don’t be a follower because sometimes the person you’re following is dumb.
That’s funny, I don’t see any form of proper parenting listed there amongst your priorities.
The bottom shelf is where they keep all the class.
It’s much nicer when it rhymes. I somehow don’t feel as bad hearing “f*ck you” from a guy with eyeball tattoos on his neck now.