Sometimes honesty isn’t the best policy…
Not to call you out in front of errybody, but I’d imagine a real “thug bitch” does not need to label herself as such.
This bro looks like the douchiest of all douchebags trolling the club for ladies…which obviously means he’ll be going home with the lovely lady you had eyes on and you’ll continue to question what’s right in the world.
We are getting Ri-DONK-ulous up in this piece! It’s just the right amount of peanut butter and chocolate that makes me want to clap my ass cheeks, ya feel me?