“…and if you hit the wrong hole you are covered in sh*t!”
Kinda makes me want to run over there and start playing her buttcheeks like the bongos. Just sayin’…
I’ve seen so many of these over the years that I like to create a made up scenario that may in fact be true. This young man is proposing to his girlfriend but he has strategically placed the ring in the 8 inches of crack he’s rocking. How romantic!
This is the perfect disguise for Superman. Nobody would expect anything from a dude on a moped, except maybe the ability to drink a case of Budweiser in the Walmart parking lot and then drive home.