Hey champ, keep your head high. Not every piece of “art” can make it into the Mardi Gras parade. Stick to the minor leagues a little while longer and maybe one day the big show will come calling.
Got some tiny little bottom biscuits there don’t ya? Maybe you need to put them back up in your oven there and let ’em keep cooking.
Perhaps our friends and bodyguards over at WTFTattoos.com could do us all a favor and (1) let us know what’s up with these awful tattoos & then (2) protect us from the Juggernaut that’s about to break me in half.
California & North Carolina
Nothing sets off a onesie like some combat boots and half of a jean jacket. It says “I’m the person that stays and keeps partying after a rock concert has ended until one of the staff cleaning up finds me passed out behind a porta potty.”