Listen bud, you can leave the “f*ckin” out. When your wife and cousin are the same person the “f*ckin” in your state name doesn’t need to be stated, it’s implied quite well.
In words I never thought would leave my mouth – “I’m going to need you to ignore the guy with horns and just concentrate on the flower girl.” – I need you to do that because in this “Who Wears it Better” she takes her garden and matches it head to head (pun intended) vs rainbow road. Who ya got?
Kinda sad seeing a grown bunny after Easter. Still probably sad before Easter, but now that it has passed it’s definitely amplified.
Dude is dressed like a giraffe yet I’m the one that got all of the crazy looks when I walked up to him and asked if I could see what color his tongue was.