BOOM! You’ve just been lawyered. Case closed.
Nothing like a strong moral father figure to keep you on the right track in life.
I’ve seen how many of those son-of-B’s they can cram into a tiny car, I can’t even fathom how many they can get into an entire Walmart.
For my own sick amusement, let’s say I put a piece of currency in that hairy hole right there. What does it have to be for you to take it out?….with you teeth. $1? $10? That Benjamin Franklin? A couple of them? Let me know.