The real question we must dig deep down and ask ourselves is how much crack do we need? Do we need just a little bit? A tiny peek to get us through our day or do we need a big ol’ helping of crack to calm our fix?
Now that’s one classy truck window sticker. Although now that I think about it, I’d rather have to come up with some explanation of what’s going on to my kids rather than see another scene of deer or fish on the back of a truck.
Getting ready for that summer time jorts frenzy. Full disclosure, my level of excitement is like waaaaay too high for jort season. Nothing makes me happier than seeing the variety of crazy jorts out there on people that shouldn’t wear jorts…which is everybody.
I’m sure Dr. Seuss is pumped about you bitches exploiting his riches…or something like that. I’d love to see you guys give us your best Seuss rhyme for these bitches that will leave us in stitches.