True love is finding that woman kind enough to pop your back zits on a bench outside Walmart…No, that doesn’t sound right. That can’t be what true love is right? Please tell me that’s not what true love is!
This dude looks like he filmed about 15 different Zubaz commercials in the 90’s.
Those are the saddest looking buttcheeks I’ve ever seen. Like if Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh was reincarnated as a buttocks, this would be him.
Happy Mother’s Day? Maybe? I’m not really sure. It seems your that Mom behind you thinks you’re a bitch too? Crazy apples don’t fall far from the vagina? I don’t know. Is that an expression? Can we make it one?