There is nothing sly about wearing tie-dye. It is impossible to be slick and go unnoticed with it on. Period. You failed at being a fox.
I can’t pick up that many chicks!…Huh? See what I did there? Yeah you see what I did.
Just because your gut nearly covers your tiny banana hammock doesn’t mean it counts as suitable for public eyes.
Is it still lady like to put up 27 points, 14 rebounds and 10 blocked shots?