If I had only seem the top half of this dude, I still would have put the percentage of him rocking a fanny pack at 100.
Walmart has made the predator/prey relationship that much easier for the beast these days. Even the slowest of the herd can feed.
How do you have that much clothing material on your person and still manage to leave your thin, tiny butt covered?!?! I’d be impressed if I wasn’t baffled.
Meet my friend Sorcerer Steve. His only real power is the ability to turn alcohol into regret, but we just let him do his thing.