It looks like someone designed a mullet that can simply hook onto your head. And by someone, a mean a dude that like to party and has about zero f*cks to give.
What the hell is going on here? Got some funky throwback 90’s bottom biscuits on the left getting these two all horned up? What happened to the world I used to know and love?
♫ Come along and ride on a, fantastic voyage. – Slide slide slippity slide ♫
Not the tan lines I was expecting. Still not pleasant to look at though.